A man with a doublepostititis once got on a bus and asked: “Can can i i have have a a tick-tick it, please, please?”
The driver replied: “Of of, course, course – that that will be be two two dollars dolllars, sir sir.”
The next guy gets on the bus and askes: “Can i have a ticket, please?”
The driver replied: “Of course, that will be two dollars please.”
The ill doublepostititis-stricken gentleman runs forward and saiys angrily: “Why why did did you you copy copy me me?”
The driver, scared, replies: “I i didn’t didn’t copy copy you you, i i copied copied him him!!!”