Reply To: Dear Popa Bar Abby (Advice Column)

Dear Popa bar Abby,

I am dating a girl and I think she is the one, but I have the following problem. I always thought I would marry an older fat girl so as not to add to the shidduch crisis and thinness crisis. But this girl is young and thin. So it is bothering me and making me feel guilty.

Also, she always complains to me about guys who only want to marry a young thin girl, and that anyone who does that is a creep. I don’t know if she realizes that I am apparently doing that. So now I think she doesn’t respect me.

I would break up with her, except that the shadchan told me that this is the perfect one and that if I don’t marry her he will never set me up again. And I think I would only want to marry someeone through this shadchan.

I think I can solve the thin problem by convincing her to gain weight, but how can I ever make her be older than me? That is impossible!

Please help soon.

Love,

Desperate Dater

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Dear Desperate Dater,

You are perfect for each other. It is mamish ??? ??? ?? ????. You should get married and then divorce her if she doesn’t gain weight.

Love,

Popa bar Abby