During the war, my grandfather refused to fight in windy countries. He was a draft dodger.
I’m often asked what makes a good tongue-twister. Well, it’s hard to say.
If you want to work for a company that makes moisturizer, the best thing to do is to apply daily.
I thought my friend would be mad when I switched his Chapstick with my glue stick. But so far he hasn’t said a word.
My psychologist thinks I have a superiority complex, but I’m better than that.