That sounds like a Yogi Berra quote. He was famous for his fractured improper quotes. You may enjoy the following quotes attributed to him:
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
I never said most of the things I said.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.