“when the Mechutanim do the drive-by..”
I thought about that. Luckily, I was crafty enough to give the shadchan the address of some snooty 17th ave mini-mansion as my own. By the time the mechutonim realize they’ve been duped, I’ll be knockin’ down l’chaims with my buddies!
Seriouly. That’s why I said, can my house be whipped into shape in 3 hours or less (BTW, it can). As soon as kids jump into the dating pool, I’m gonna be on my best behavior, all shiny and polished, 24/7.
Till after the last sheva brachos. Then its back to slobby / messy!