Good quotes are hard to come by. How about funny quotes, whether intentional or not? Like this one:
The Zohar says that many who escaped the destruction of the Tower of Babel did so by
relocating to Inner Earth. Inner Earth has long been said to be the domain of the fallen
angels and the Nefilim mentioned in Genesis 6. Inner Earth is said to also be the domain of
many animals which we have long considered to be mythological, such as the unicorn, the
phoenix, the minotaur, centaur and dragon (ref. Hesed L’Avraham 2:4).
Edit: OK, turns out this was quoted (although quoted seriously)
from an article, written seriously, by… someone. You can Google the text. (Actually, I’d heard of him before, and actually listened to one of his lectures!) The article presumably goes on to posit that Gan Eden is located inside the Earth, which you in fact should not dismiss before reading “Mysteries of Creation”, a sefer by Rabbi Dovid Brown, which is quite interesting.