yosef999- From the way you’re writing, DON’T move to Monsey! I’ve been there and IT”S HAUNTED! they, (the men with the sideburn hairlocks) lurk at street corners and WILL pounce upon you! They will cross the street right in front of your car and even knock into your car. knock on your car window. They will stick their thumb out at you and knock and mumble something in yiddish. (my friend told me one of them said “I will eat you”)
seriously, calm down.
If you wake up late, you can still go to Viznitz or Satmar
If you get a flat, Chaveirim will fix it for you
If you have taste for good food, you will find yourself in their takeouts once in a while
If you are hurt, they will be on Hatzlah saving you
If you cannot afford shabbos meals, they will deliver it to you