“Another hillbilly giving their two cents…”
Your caricature of a New Yorker made me laugh so hard that I almost fell off my milking stool (how else can you get chalav yisrael milk out here).
But you New Yorkers should be careful out here. My friend from New York came out and wanted to try milking. He thought it couldn’t be too hard. Seriously, if a hillbilly could do it, he could easily do it. I stood back and just let him try. After 10 minutes or so, he wasn’t getting any milk, so he asked what was wrong. I told him that we don’t milk bulls.