Yes, I am an anesthesiologist, and have put in more epidurals than I have drunk bottles of beer.
That is weird. I am also an anesthesiologist, but I drink a bottle of beer every time I am working. So I have drunk exactly as many bottles of beer as I have done procedures.
Plus, I drank 2 bottles at each of my 3 sons’ sholom zochor, so I have drank (all procedures)+6 beers.
I never work on fast days, so don’t even go there.