Defeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama!
Vegetarian – old Indian word for “Lousy Hunter.”
Good. We have a new president. No more wars or stupid spending.
Will work for fuel.
Ambition is a poor excuse not to be lazy.
For fast relief, take two tablets (drawing of Moses holding up 10 commandments.)
Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
I thought about being an atheist, but there weren’t enough holidays.
and my recent favorite:
Bumperstickers are frivolous.