Noitallmr: Too true. 🙂 How about this one…
This Jewish guy calls his elderly mother to find out how she’s doing.
She answers the phone, and her voice is very weak and feeble-sounding.
“What’s the matter, Ma?” her son asks, concerned.
“Oh, nothing,” she replies. “It’s just I haven’t eaten for a week since I didn’t want to have my mouth full when you called.”