Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of
causing the trouble they were having in the apartment
building where they lived.
The women were arguing noisily even in the court.
The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said, “We are
going to do this in an orderly manner. I can’t listen to all
of you at once. I’ll hear the oldest first.”
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony!