The first Jewish Female gets elected president of the U.S. She calls her mother in Florida and invites her to the inauguration.
“Vell, I am not sure I can make it”
“Why,Mom? This is a big deal- you have to come”
“Vhat am I going to vear?”
“Mom, I am going to be the President- my private dress maker will make something especially for you and it wont cost you a dime”
“I dont know, air fare is so expensive…”
“mom, you dont have to worry about that- air force 1 will be there for you- on the house”
“and accomodations- vere vill I stay?”
“Mom, you dont get it- Im going to be living in the White House! You can have any room you choose!”
“MMMM… Ok- I’ll try to come”
“phew, Thanks Mom”
At the inauguration, An elderly woman in a spiffy new dress nudges her neighbor and says “You see that lady up there by the podium? The lady with the sign President? Yeah, you see her?”
The person nods.
“Vell, her brother is a doctor”