Two goyim captured a jew.. each of them were only able to carry with them, one item. The goy#1- a knife, Goy#2- a gun, and the Jew was allowed to hold a flashlight. As they were getting farther from the city; into a forest, the Goy#1 hears: “i’m gonna peel ya… I’m gonna eat ya… I’m gonna throw your peel out the window!!!!” afterhearing this, the goy decides that he’d rather kill himself then go thru all that pain, so he cuts off his head. a few minutes later the Goy#2 hears: “i’m gonna peel ya… I’m gonna eat ya… I’m gonna throw your peel out the window!!!!” after HE hears this he also decided that he doesn’t want to got thru sucha painfull death so he shoots himself!! a few minutes later the jew hears: “i’m gonna peel ya… I’m gonna eat ya… I’m gonna throw your peel out the window!!!!” after HE hears this the jew thinks to himself: if i’m gonna die, i might as well see who it is. so he shines his flashlight in the direction of the voice…..
and it was a mokey talking to a banana!!!