OK OK you want the “joke” here it is. I took the liberty of removing the improper reference and replaced it with a more appropriate term. This is a one time special E’Shabbos deal. Please do not ask what the replacement term replaced, YW Moderator-72
and the joke is
a man answered his door only to be confronted by a young, well dressed man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “good day sir”, said the young man “if i can take a couple of minutes of your time, i would like to demonstrate the very latest vacuum cleaner”
“go away, i have no money” and the man of the house as he proceeded to close the door.
quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot into the door and pushed it opened. “dont be so hasty!” he said “not untill u have seen my demonstration” and with the he poured a bucket of dirt onto the carpet. “if this vacuum cleaner does not remove every trace of the dirt, i will personally eat the remainder.”
the man of the house stepped back and said “well i hope u have a great appetite because they cut of my electricity this morning!! what part of no money did you not understand??