reasons y some men have dogs and not wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get
another dog??
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
12. Try locking your wife and dog up in a box for an hour and then let them out. honestly which one is happy to see u?