just to keep this thread going…
this might be a repeat, if it is, sorry…
Yankel, approaching 25, had never been on a date before. One day his rosh yeshiva told him that it was time to find himself a wife, and he had already set him up with a girl for that evening.
Yankel: I’ve never spoken to girls before, what should I talk about?
R”Y oh anything, family, food…
that night on the date…
Yankel: do you have any brothers?
girl: no
Yankel: do you like fish?
girl: no
Yankel: if you had a brother, would he like fish?
I know it wasn’t one of the best… sorry 🙁