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Joseph
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Cust

what is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?

UNIX

yes, that’s correct.

Cust

no, what is it ?

UNIX

yes.

Cust

so, which is the one ?

UNIX

no.’which’ is used to find the program.

Cust

stop this. who are you ?

UNIX

use ‘who am i’ not ‘who r yoo’.you can also ‘finger yoo’ to get information about ‘yoo’.

Cust

all i want to know is what finds the revision code ?

UNIX

use ‘what’.

Cust

that’s what i am trying to find out. isn’t that true ?

UNIX

no. ‘true’ gives you 0.

Cust

which one ?

UNIX

‘true’ gives you 0. ‘which programname’

Cust

let’s get back to my problem. what program? how do i find it?

UNIX

type ‘find/-name it’ to find ‘it’.type ‘what program’ to get the revision code.

Cust

i want to find the revision code.

UNIX

you can’t ‘find revisioncode’, you must use ‘what program’.

Cust

which command will do what i need?

UNIX

no. ‘which command’ will find ‘command’.

Cust

i think i understand. let me write that.

UNIX

you can ‘write that’ only if ‘that’ is a user on your system.

Cust

write what?

UNIX

no. ‘write that’.’what program’.

Cust

cut that out!

UNIX

yes. those are valid files for ‘cut’.don’t forget the options.

Cust

do you always do this ?

UNIX

‘du’ will give you disk usage.

Cust

HELP!

UNIX

‘help’ is only used for Source Code Control System(SCCS).

Cust

you make me angry.

UNIX

no, I don’t ‘make me’ angry but i did ‘make programname’ when i was upset once.

Cust

i don’t want to make trouble, so no more.

UNIX

no ‘more’? ‘which’ will help you find ‘more’. every system has ‘more’.

Cust

nice help! I’m confused more now.

UNIX

understand that since ‘help’ is such a small program, it is better not to ‘nice help’. and ‘more now’ is not allowed but ‘at now’ is. Unless of course ‘now’ is a file name.

Cust

this is almost as confusing as my PC.

UNIX

i didn’t know you needed help with ‘pc’.let me get you to the Pascal compiler team.