Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied.
‘Two years older than me’
‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.
She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
‘And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?’ the reporter asked.
She simply replied,
‘No peer pressure.’
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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor’s permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.
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My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory’s not as
sharp as it used to be.
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Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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Always Remember This:
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop
laughing!