A man visits his friend’s home. They are sitting in the living room and following some sports game, when the man’s dog comes in to the room, curls up on the floor and goes to sleep.
Moments later, the dog starts mumbling things like, “There was this time, when I took on a 400 pound cat and really taught him a lesson” and, “When I was younger, I would have taken blue ribbon in every dog contest in the country if my owner hadn’t been too lazy to take me”.
The visitor turns to his friend and asks, “What in the world is up with your dog?”
The friend replied, “Oh, don’t pay any attention. It’s best to let sleeping dogs lie.”
– courtesy of Larry Garson
Is this supposed to be some type of joke, or did you purposely flub Gary Larson’s name?
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