Top nine Most Common Visiting Day Sightings at any Jewish Summer Camp
9. Completely staged cleanliness – clothing folded, beds made, bunks Pesadick
8. That camp alumni-fanatic who comes back every year, though now in his 40’s, still wearing the same skin tight camp t-shirt.
7. A golf-cart driving way too fast to address a “serious emergency”; meaning either some item was found with an unreliable hechsher in the canteen, or major camp donor accidentally found his way into messy room.
6. Family having picnic made up of tin-foil shabbos leftovers setup adjacent to Family with tuna sandwiches from Subway
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4. Jewish Mothers who, by the end of the day, have begun accosting strangers and staff members with the line, “You look very familiar..Are you a Goldberg?”
3. The one kid whose parents didn’t visit, will probably be in therapy for the rest of his life because of it.
2. The over-the-top food package, with enough Pringles cans and water bottles to end starvation in Africa.