The GEMARA says:
On TU BA’AV
(coming up shortly)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
dance in the field
the BEAUTIFUL ones say
“women were created for beauty”
the ones with DAT YICHUS say
“women were made to
have (choshuv) children”
the ugly ones would say
“marry me despite my dress size,
but still gives me DEM NICE CLOTHES”
The parallel for today?
UNFORTUNATELY
no more dancing : (
(“WE’RE NOT ON THE MEDREIGA!!”)
but they’re still using
the same lines…