OK, next (since I seem to be the only one who thought this was like real Mad Libs, anyone can write the story after someone fills in the verbs. I won’t bother numbering it, because it makes no difference if a word is skipped anyhow. The mods should really change the thread title.):
adverb
noun
name of city
name of state
pronoun
past tense verb
adjective
noun
noun
adjective
noun
beverage
adjective
noun
interjection
name of world leader
body of water
verb