A man calls the fire department to report a fire in his house, on 123 Elm St?
“How do we get there?” asks the answering fireman.
“Don’t you still have those big red trucks?” asks the homeowner.
In a bus station, a man asks the busdriver, “Does this bus go to Duluth?” (note: Duluth is a city in Minnesota)
“No,” the busderiver replies, “It goes ‘beep beep’.”