Getzel, thanks for a really good and much-needed laugh!
That’s kinda like the man who saw a man with a dog and asked the man if his dog bites. The man said no, whereupon the firstman went to pet the dog and was immediately bitten by it. “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” He yelled indignantly. “I did, and he don’t,” replied the man, “that ain’t my dog!”