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The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


My boss didn’t come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, “I just can’t see myself at work today.”


Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.


Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.


The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.


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Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.