A Jew is in Germany. He stops a local and asks “Tell me, do you like Jews?” The local says, “Of course I like Jews!”
The Jew says thank you and walks on. He stops another local and repeats the question. This German also says he likes Jews.
The Jew says thank you and walks on. He stops a third local and repeats the question: “Do you like Jews?” The guy begins cursing the Jews.
The Jew interrupts him, “Can you please watch my suitcase for five minutes?”