Never eat more than you can lift.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
When I feel like exercising I just sit down until the feeling goes away.
You can agree with me or you can be wrong!
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Everyone brings happiness- some when they come, some when they go.
Nobody is perfect, but who wants to be a nobody?
Take a lesson from the weather- it pays no attention to criticism.
If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
“A great many people think they are thinking when they are actually rearranging their prejudices.”
How long a minute is depends on what side of the
bathroom door you’re on.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors….but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.