Thats funny you just reminded me of an old one (it was goin around when Bush was prez)
So there are 4 ppl on a plane, Bush, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, and a schoolboy (Don’t know which one was piloting-maybe the kid?). Any way as all plane jokes go the pilot gets on the microphone and says the plane is going to crash, and everone has to grab a parachute and jump. But there are only 3. Gates says that he is the richest man, and the world needs him so he took one and jumped. Clinton said that she is the smartest lady and the world can’t live without her so she took one and jumped. Bush turns to the boy and says that he is prez and the world needs him but he is going to let the boy take the last parachute. The schoolkid smiles and says, “Oh don’t worry there is enough for both of us-because the smartest lady just jumped off with my lunch bag….”