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Not so much a joke but cute

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn’t feel

even the least bit weird shutting your

‘beer/Pepsi drawer’ with her foot!

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A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.. *

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A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.

A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..*

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A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

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A simple friend hates it when you call after they’ve gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.*

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A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.

A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.*

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**A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when

you have an argument.

A real friend calls you after you had a fight.. *

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A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

A real friend expects to always be there for you!