A Jew is sitting on the train minding his own business, when Osama approaches him and tells him rudely to take his bags off the seat. The Jew ignores him and hums a merry tune. “yuddi duddi dei dei…” Osama gets mad and tells him that if he doesn’t remove the bags instantly, he will throw it off the train.
“yuddi duddi dei dei…”
In a rage, Osama takes the bags one by one and chucks it out the window. All the while the Jew is smiling and singing “yuddi duddi dei dei…”. Osama can’t believe it. He turns to the Jew and says “Jew why are you smiling?” “Because,” says the Jew,” those were not my bags.”