A man phones up a bar owner at his home at 11 o’clock in the morning and asked “what time does the bar open up?”. “5 pm” came the reply.
An hour later again, the same man slightly drunk, again asked “what time does the bar open up?” “5 pm” was the reply again.
At 1 pm and at 2pm the fellow phoned again with the same question, each time obviously more drunk than the time before, and again the reply of course was the same.
At 3pm when he phones again, obviously stone drunk and asks “whad dime hiccup dos de bar hiccup oben ub?” the irritated owner answers “I already told you 4 times, we open up at 5 pm but we will not let you in. You are too drunk!”.
The reply: ” I don’t hiccup wand to hiccup get in, I hiccup wand to get out!”.