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This is mostly for the ladies because we as gentlemen are perfect.
WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’
‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
A little boy asked his father,
‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’
Father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’
there was a woman who said,
‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,and by then, it was too late.’
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine is still alive..’
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‘A Woman’s Prayer:
Dear hashem, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man ,to like him and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death’