A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”
“No, no,” the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike.”
There’s a few minutes of silence….
“I no rike Jews” the copilot suddenly announces.
“Oh yeah, why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic” says the co-pilot.
“What? That’s insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the
captain, “It was an iceberg.”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no mattah… all same.”