Adam went to G-d and said “I’m very lonely could You make a mate for me”
G-d said “Sure, I’ll make you mate that is extremely beautiful she’ll have blonde hair and blue eyes. she will be an amazing cook and she will never ever nag you she will be supportive of everything you do and never question you decisions”
“Great!” said Adam “but what is this gonna cost me?”
“An arm and a leg”
“that’s a little much. what can i get for a rib”