k so i didnt read the whole thread so im not sure if anyone posted this joke yet or not but i guess its worth the laughs.
a mother of twin boys was having a hard time disciplining them. those two were always doing trouble. one day, she was so fed up she decided to take them to a priest to give them a good lecture. the priest requested to see the boys one at a time.
the older twin went first. the priest sat him down, stared him straight in the eye and asked,
“son, where is god?”
the boys face froze in fear
the priest asked again, “where is god?”
the boy just stared.
the priest was fed up and yelled “WHERE IS GOD?!”
The boy got up and ran all the way home. when his twin brother came over to him he said:
“Brother were in big trouble this time……
GOD IS MISSING AND THEY THINK WE DID IT!!!!”
(I just love that last line)