Chaim Yankel recently opened up a flower shop and he was trying his best to win new customers, although he always seemed to get himself in trouble.
Chaim Yankel phones El Al. “Yes, can I help you?” asks the booking clerk.
“I’m looking to book a flight to Tel Aviv for this coming Sunday,” says Chaim
“Before I can answer that,” says the El Al clerk, “I need to know how many people are going to fly with you.”
And in the standard Yiddish manner, Moishe replies, “Do you know who I am?”
“You should fear me like the others do,” says Satan. “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
“No, certainly not” replies Moishe.
“But surely you realise what I can do to you, in an instant, without even a word being said?” says Satan.
“So nu already, be my guest,” replies Moishe calmly.
“But don’t you know that if I want to, I can cause you unbelievably, horrifying agony?” asks Satan.
“Big deal,” replies Moishe calmly.
“And you still say that you’re not afraid of me?” asks Satan.
“No way,” replies Moishe.
Moishe’s replies so shock Satan that he asks Moishe one more question, “So tell me already. Why aren’t you afraid of me?”