Mr. Rosenberg, a geometry teacher at Maimonides High School started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. “If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of either of its corresponding remote interior angles.”
He noticed that Chaim Yankel Rubenstein wasn’t taking notes and asked him why.
“Well,” Chaim Yankel replied sincerely, “I was waiting for you to start speaking English.”