Here are mine:
Person 1: “He’s as honest as the sky is blue.”
Person 2: “He’s as honest as the grass is green.”
Person 3: “Uh… He’s as honest as my hat is purple.”
Person 2: “Your hat is brown!”
Person 3: “Uh… if my hat were purple, that’s as honest he’d be.”
From Papa and the Prince (I think)
Here’s another (from Royal Rescue):
“Don’t you know you cannot order him?”
“And why not?”
“Because, eh, he’s out of order!”
And how about
“Don’t stop like a toad
in middle of the road!
Continue with the episode!”
(Funny mainly because of the English accent)
Thank you Reb Shmuel! Your tapes were a major part of my childhood. My siblings and I quote them in conversation till today.