Suddenly the bas Kol reminded Rivky that she wasn’t permitted to attend the exacerbation with Mordechai ben Schnitzel. The White House was prejudice against his type.
Rivky didn’t understand why people were so rejecting of beagles but were okay with hygienic labradoodles. It all reminded her of what Bubbe would say about what those people did to us back then (she was referring to the time when the city used red light cameras so that they can mail people fines).
So Rivky gave Mordechai a steaming hot schnitzel and changed the oil in her neighbor’s kofermobile.
Lauren knew it was all a lie. Mordechai was canine. Rivky was Lauren. And Bereishes was really Skyping.