When i used the words pen and bemuse
Some poetic license I did use
I really meant bemusement
And provided amusement
To guys with decaffeinated views
Bemuse is so different to behead
There was nothing wrong with what I said
On this there’s no pikpuk
Go learn English dikduk
Or revise with a dictionary instead!
But I must say you gave me a smile
Which lasted for oh quite a while
You guys are tremendous
Absolutely stupendous
As limerick upon limerick you pile
Yes I do always write with a pen
My poetry on a paper and then
I send it by mail
As quick as a snail
And attempt it on my dial up again
Why you think I live in old history
Is really one gigantic mystery
You call me old fashioned
Cos my ink it is rationed
My brother you’re not acting sister-y