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minyan gal
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My vacation is over – that’s all

And now I am feeling quite small.

I spent time with my eineklach

They are no longer kleineklach

At six foot four each, they’re not small.

To kiss Bubbie they bend over in half

And everyone gets quite a laugh.

All except for me

Because as you see

I can no longer give them a bath.

So instead of a sitter who’s strict

To the store I can them geshicht

They can both drive a car

And my chauffeurs they are

And Bubbie’s wee face is gelicht.

Hi everyone. I am just catching up and wish to thank you all – it is nice to be missed. I have been home for just a few days as I had to extend my trip as I picked up some eastern bug and the doctor wouldn’t let me fly. I promise to post some more very soon, but right now I am off to my shul – for the fund raising lottery and brunch. I know the food will be terrific, and I just need some mazel for the lottery. Efshar, I might have a chance as they have only printed 300 tickets and I don’t know if they have all been sold. Stay tuned for further developments.