Yesterday I tried writing a limerick:
There once was a girl named Honey
tried to write limericks that were funny
When they asked her why
She said with a sigh
“Hmmmm….what did she say?”
“Who?” Asked my sister
“The girl named Honey”
“How should I know, and who names their girl Honey anyways?”
“But it HAS to be honey, it can’t be like batsheva or Shachar because NOTHING RHYME WITH BATSHEVA!!!!!!!!”
“What in the world are you talking about you drama queen?”
“I have no idea….”
I think thats the last time I try to write a limerick…..