Jothar: that is funny!!!
here’s one:
so a really frum girl is going on a date & can’t decide if she should close her top button on her shirt, or not!!! for a really long time she’s trying to decide & then goes with keeping the top button open(still very tzniusdik)!!! she goes in the car with her date, and she just keeps thinking, oh i should have closed the button!!! she puts on her seat-belt, and they’re ready to go!!! then the guy says can you close the button!!! she turns colors & reaches for her shirt button!!! guy says i was talking abt the car door button!!!
next one:
so a real flatbush guy goes on a date with a really frum girl(too frum for him)!!! they’re out on their date having a decent time!! then suddenly mid conversation, the girl says oh wow i forgot to daven mincha, i must daven before it’s too late!!! guys response, should i lend you my hat & jacket!!!