first off- this thread ROCKS.
I’d love to contribute- just from the other side- aka things that have come out of my mouth on dates that should not have.
I was on a date with a verrry aidel and sweet boy. We had zero to say to each other, but we tried to maintain conversation valiantly, I assure you. In a feeble attempt to revive conversation, the boy said to me “Oh, so you’re taking chemistry, how is lab, do you do any cool experiments?”
Of course I answered that we did, and what made it even cooler was the fact that often, we’d be working with toxic chemicals.
“Yah,” I continued, “One time, a boy in my class spilled sulfuric acid on himself, and since it’s corrosive, my professor made him take off his pants!”
Silence.
<me mentally hitting myself>
And then he says, “Ohh…uhh.. they don’t have a spare set of clothing for these people?”