What’s got five fingers and drives a tractor? A farmhand.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOO!
My wife is always yelling at me because I get my
directions mixed up, so I packed my bags and right.
Those new corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Doctor: Bob, you’ve got diabetes, heart problems, and obesity.
Bob: Yeah, it runs in my family.
Doctor: No, Bob, it’s because no one runs in your family.
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti,
but she didn’t believe me. Well, you should’ve seen
her face when I drove pasta.
I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep;
not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
(Computer nerds only:)
Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.
OK, I’ll hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I’m about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters,
it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
OK, I’m ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters,
does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.
I’m sorry, your connection has timed out… …Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?