8. Is it safe to alternate sleeping between the north (where your pillow and head goes) and south (where your feet go) ends of your mattress on the same unwashed sheets – thus getting feet skin cells on your face and face skin cells on your feet?
9. Can you eat the contents of the frozen pack of peas that you just used on a fresh bruise to reduce its swelling for the past hour?
10. Is it safe to get a job as a parking enforcer?