THE ALL NEW CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM: (Endorsed by #JustinTrudeau)
Oh Canada / You once were a great land /We can’t mention our Patriot love / Because of your son’s command.
We might offend the sick,or upset the left / If we use the words “Strong” and “free / From Far ( Sorry if I assumed you’re not local) and wide (all body sizes are beautiful, Sorry if I offended you) Oh Canada/ Old english’s racist so we can’t say thee.
God (Or ChAllah. Or nobody if you prefer. Sorry for mentioning religion) keep our stolen land (originally the Inuit) / Glorious and free( (except for the blacks, they’re not free because of institutional racism)
Oh Canada Trudeau has destroyed thee/ Oh Ca-na-da We really are so sorry…..