* * * NEWS FLASH * * *
We can now confirm what we have always speculated.
It has been confirmed that global heating / cooling / change is being caused by the hot air of the environmentalists. This hot air causes the green house gases to expand, making it rise till it hits the middle uppermost range of the northern north-western southernmost region of the iobiotriohydrocarbonoxstratesphere. This, in turn, effects the blue, yellow and red house (actually, I remember houses to be green and hotels to be red!) gases to rise further up, disrupting the
hyperoxyhyporflorobihydronate in the hyperbolicshpheric region of the hyperiosphere.
And that causes it to rain on some days, and to be clear, sunny on other days!!