Three men went to the dentist. Two were dentist haters and one had a phobia of dentists. The first man sat into the dentist’s chair. The dentist said, “Open wide!”. The man refused, and when the dentist repeated his request, the patient punched the dentist in the face. The second patient growled at the dentist from the first minute. When the dentist tried to put his hand in the patient’s mouth, the patient bit him. By the time the third man walked in, the dentist was furious. “If this patient doesn’t obey my first command,” he swore, “I’m giving up dentistry to join Al-Qaeda!” The third patient, trembling, sat down in the dentist’s chair. When the dentist told him to open his mouth, his jaw dropped in fear and he began to scream. “Finally!”, the dentist exclaimed. “A patient who listens!”
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